1. You drink so much coffee it’s shooting out of your ears.
2. When someone asks: “How are you?” You reply: “Good to the last drop.”
3. People get dizzy just watching you.
4. You killed a guy for switching out the regular for decaf.
5. You can type sixty words per minute… with your feet.
6. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
7. You lick your coffee pot clean.
8. You grind your coffee beans with your teeth.
9. You name your kids Joe, Espresso, and Cappuccino.
10. You only go to sleep so you can wake up to smell the coffee.
A big thank you to Stephanie Turner for writing this blog!